sailorsexbang:

senshi76:

show me the roundest cat

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  • me: πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ it's almost halloween πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ
  • people around me: halloween is at the end of october, not the beginning
  • me: πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ it's almost halloween πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ
  • people around me: it isn't a month-long holiday
  • me: πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ it's almost halloween πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ

just-shower-thoughts:

Hippo is faster then human both on land and in water, so bicycle is your only chance to beat it in triathlon

xmemorabilia:

tahthetrickster:

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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@rodentbooger

blckrapunzel:

bytdwd:

hanabryanne:

bringmetwentyoneveilsatsix:

reverseracism:

maxvista:

anomaly1:

bytdwd:

dmc-dmc:

thesoftghetto:

calendrierroi:

mixed-apocalyptic:

didntfitthenarrative:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

thisiswhiteculture:

magnacarterholygrail:

clarknokent:

heartbreakes:

jesscaasqueaks:

50starsand13bars:

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

The last one tho .^^^

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

Lmfao

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

The “without me?” outfit

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

The “u got kik” outfit

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

This post is epic

The “all black peoples are drug addicts but I love snorting cocain” outfit

spoopy-tiny-tyrant:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.